chickem:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

this thirteen year old needs some professional help


In your opinion, who is the physically the strongest Disney prince - just curious.
Anonymous

frostytower:

rapnzel-s:

Without a doubt Eugene.

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no seriously watch him jumping around the castle roof, he fricken runs around the edges of the roof like good god I would’ve fallen off and he jumps really big distance on the roof too
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how the fack does he do that

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and he tackles down Maximus - who is a HUGE horse like have you seen the neck on Maximus Jebus it’s the size of Eugene

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and he got beat up by said horse

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and here he is hanging on for dear life if that was me I would’ve fallen and died

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and then he plummeted to his death and somehow survived?!

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(god Eugene’s scream in that^ bit makes me laugh so much) and then he climbed a tower straight afterwards like okay then

and my personal favourite; with his last strength he saved Rapunzel

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and with even less strength than that he tugged on Rapunzel’s head to get her attention

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not to mention he was whacked by a freaking frying pan heaps

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oh and when he fell flat on his face in the chair

he flipped himself onto his side using just his fingers

dang

This post is still getting notes.
This is it.
This is my legacy.
Put this on my gravestone when I’m dead.
This is how I’ll be remembered.


lesbianbookclub:

I just laughed so fucking hard


yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it


potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg

THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG

There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…

SHE DID

I just made a new friend


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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


wifeofwrath:

kingofhavingagoodtime:

whospilledthebongwater:

weetoiletpaperroll:

coldsoymilk:

the last one tho

who is this guy. i feel like he speaks to the depths of my very soul. especially today.

life lessons of the day.
this is important.

This is Killer Mike, one of the best rappers/people out there.

saw him live three weeks ago! such a great show—what a dude!


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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him


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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot


makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday